“He Promised Me iPhone 7, But Gave Me A Phone That Cannot Pick Calls Without Earphone”-Slay Queen (photos)

Relationship blogger, Joro Olumofin has shared the story of a lady who was given a faulty iPhone 7 after 3 days of marathon s*x with a man based in Lagos State. According to her account, she was poorly fed while the energetic man heavily pounded her till her body became sour. She is presently reigning curses on the man who has refused to speak with her on her way back to Ibadan.

Read her story below:

Relationship doctor, Joro Olumofin has advised all ladies, guys in relationships on how to have an amazing and productive year, he also dished out business strategies for his fans. He wrote on his Instagram page saying, “Some people are bound not to listen. To those who will listen; You will get prolific results this year”.

1: If you have a 9-5 job you need to open a side business and Instagram account for that business. Multiple streams of revenue is key. You can make extra money without leaving your office.

2: Eliminate Distractions: Cut off all friends who haven’t patronized your product or given you a simple business referral.
Cut off all friends who beg for credit (I will pay you back Gang)
Cut off Girlfriends who are asking for Valentine’s Day/Birthday gift/Hair money instead of motivating your hustle
Cut any guy off who is asking you to borrow him money more than once.

3: Stop advertising your business on your personal WhatsApp and Snapchat. Your friends will never patronize you the way strangers will. Your friends will owe you and bargain for useless prices. Strangers can order worth millions. Friends will never.

4: Advertise your products consistently on blogs. Key word is consistency. One advert is enough for your business to blow into millions.

5: Compromise: If you’re a smart guy stick to your girlfriend or wife you will save a lot of money. More girlfriends is more spending on useless investments without any results. Only temporary gains.
If you’re a lady cut back on material things like shoes, hair , material, makeup etc advertise your business, buy land, look for 3 smart minded people like you and start a business.

6: YouTube: watch YouTube videos on how to run multiple business and ideas that will bring millions in Months.

7: Start small: You don’t need a lot of money to start. All you need is a phone and MB. People can pre-order from you.

8: Don’t market what you can’t deliver. Do what you can.

9: Have a monthly budget for adverts.

Good luck everyone

Source: LNS 24/7

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